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It's time to buy your lovely whelks! I have none to sell - but you should order some anyway!

When I can be arsed, I'll build a form so I can collect your personal details and forward them onto the NSA - if I ever visit the USA.

This is my Shouty Site!

As you figured, there are none of those stupid links for FarceBack, Twatter, GooglyPlug and any other buttons for you to mindlessly share these pages through. There is one very good reason for this - why would you want to share any of the bullshit that appears on this site?
Get a life!
There is no "Comments" section either... this is my ranting site, not yours. If you want to get all shouty, go and get WordPress to build one for you. You may then notice that I have actually put the fucking work into this site myself, because I like reinventing wheels!

(Righteous Bastard Alert!) There are thousands of blog sites there are out there giving advice on how to perform certain tasks and avoid certain gotchas in regards to web development. I find it rather ironic - and a little bit pathetic - that almost all of these bloggers publish their wisdom using used WordPress, rather than practising what they preach.

Anyway, if you really have to send me hate mail (I will immortalize the most asinine), you can do it here.

A Rainbow of Idiocy

Although the idea was to keep things simple, there are a few styling idioms that were required to ensure you can see what you are supposed to be looking at:

• Navigation Links to look at individual pages have the same font as the headers (hover over to see the colour change);
  Links to other pages (external or otherwise) are in blue (hover over to see the colour change here too)
• Spoiler information (or spolier, as I keep typing it!) is in dark blue
• Acronyms are in orangey-yellow (hover over for misinformation)
• Bold items are in a paler orangey-yellow
• Other emphasized items (usually in anger) are in red
• Deleted items are gray grey
• Quotes, lyrics and code are in a lighter grey and sat in a box, outside of which is a symbol to explain what it is
• Code keywords are lime green
• Code comments are dark green

Ringpiece Sauces

Where already not mentioned, the following are sources of goodness, i.e. links so far used in an aid to not be a thieving bastard:

• Bricklink
• The Guardian
• Internet Archive: Wayback Machine
• Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
• Wikipedia
• Youtube

Forever Changes

Another set of sauces whose where images have been taken and customized:

• A Whelk (David Dailey's website)
• Gene Wilder (Young Frankenstein)
• Animal (Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem - The Jim Henson Company)
• Dennis Ritchie
• Boris Karloff (Son of Frankenstein)
• 1313 Mockingbird Lane (The Munsters, Universal Studios)
• Michael Palin (Ripping Yarns - "Golden Gordon")
• Karl Pilkington (An Idiot Abroad - "Trans-Siberian Express")
• Peter Boyle (Young Frankenstein)
• John Cleese (Life Of Brian)
• Mr. Silly (Roger Hargreaves)
• 112 Ocean Avenue (Amityville Horror, American International Pictures)
• LEGO Logo (The Lego Group)
• "Joliet" Jake Blues (Blues Brothers)
• A football
• Fuck You!